DenBob Anecdotes

adelie_penguins1JesusDinoe mouseDENBOB ANECDOTES

ELEPHANTS NEVER STAMPEDE ALONE
NO TWO PENGUINS ARE ALIKE
THE MOST NUTRITIOUS PART OF THE EGG: THE SHELL
MALE HUMAN EARS START GROWING AGAIN AFTER AGE 62
A BLACK LIGHT is not VISIBLE During a TOTAL ECLIPSE

 

 

 
If you took the OXYGEN out of the water you could not drink it
because of all the DEAD FISH
OCEAN WATER IS NOT BLUE—THE OCEAN FLOOR IS
SLINKIES DO NOT WORK ON THE MOON
SNAKE VENOM PREVENTS CAVITIES–but will KILL YOU FIRST
ORIGINALLY, THERE WERE 29 LETTERS IN THE ALPHABET—
BUT THE 3 EXTRA LETTERS DIDN’T SPELL ANYTHING
MAGNETS DO NOT WORK ON THE EQUATOR
HUMAN HAIR has NO COLOR—UNTIL it HITS the ATMOSPHERE
THE HUMAN EYE HAS A LIQUID CENTER
ELEPHANTS ARE AFRAID OF MICE
The MIRACLE of SILLY PUTTY CANNOT BE EXPLAINED
NO MUSHROOMS are POISONOUS UNTIL You EAT THEM
SAURKRAUT IS AN OLDE GERMAN WORD MEANING:
“SPOILED ROTTEN SMELLY CABBAGE”
The Shortest Distance Between TWO Points is called a LINE
The 2 most EDIBLE parts of an ONION: the Bulb & the Stem
EVERY ZEBRA IS NOT INDENTCAL — BUT THIS FACT is UNDECTABLE to
the HUMAN EYE (which has a liquid center)
Jesus did NOT have a pet dinosaur – but only because Mary wouldn’t let Him

About DenBob

I was born in a little hickory nut farm town called New Lenox. I was raised in captivity until I turned 18 and was freed to settle in whatever territory I chose. The freedom to choose has been a great honor and that's why I choose to play in a band with these three other men - men whose names happen to end in "Bob" such as I...
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